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sponge
Dagger
Posts : 26
Join date : 2009-10-30
 | Subject: Gone fishin'  Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:54 pm | |
| Well, the expression is suitable. I'm more of an indoorsman myself. I like my cell.^^
Hatty has been awarded custody of my account while I attend court ordered rehab. So if you see questionable things done on my behalf over the next few days, blame him. | |
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Manhattan
Lord
Posts : 227
Join date : 2009-10-18
Location : Dayton,OH
| | Subject: Re: Gone fishin' Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:38 pm | |
| LMAO. Gotcha covered  | |
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sponge
Dagger
Posts : 26
Join date : 2009-10-30
| | Subject: Re: Gone fishin' Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:47 am | |
| Sweet. I'm back. Things seem to be in mostly good order. I found a bunch of receipts on my dining table, not sure why he purchased a hundred gallons of chocolate syrup on my expense account, but why does everything feel sticky?
Also, as an aside, last Sunday I saved some chick from getting gangraped by eight black dudes in a bad part of town. Long story, but I swear to whatever Gods you worship its true. And here's the part that makes it unbelievable. I made my entrance and we made our escape on a REAL LIFE FUCKING HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE.
You can't make this stuff up. Hilarious. I don't think I'll ever be able to top that shit. | |
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Marek
Lord
Posts : 192
Join date : 2009-10-18
Age : 32
Location : Cambridge
| | Subject: Re: Gone fishin' Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:19 pm | |
| - sponge wrote:
- Long story, but I swear to whatever Gods you worship its true. And here's the part that makes it unbelievable. I made my entrance and we made our escape on a REAL LIFE FUCKING HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE.
 god I wanna do that, although just on horseback might be better. | |
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sponge
Dagger
Posts : 26
Join date : 2009-10-30
| | Subject: Re: Gone fishin' Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:19 am | |
| Yah, well, I didn't exactly expect to run across a damsel in distress. I would've at least put on my wizard robe and hat. lololololol.
I've got a much longer version of the story I sent to my buddy in an e-mail. He wanted it so he could read it to his wife because he laughed so hard I thought he was going to end up in the hospital when I told him.
The wierd thing is, if you've ever been accused of being brave or courageous you'd know what I'm talking about, I had -no- clue. I was just being me, enjoying myself. It wasn't until later on when I was trying to figure out why she kept calling me "Prince Valiant" that I realized the danger we had been in. bwahahaha | |
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Marek
Lord
Posts : 192
Join date : 2009-10-18
Age : 32
Location : Cambridge
| | Subject: Re: Gone fishin' Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:21 am | |
| Heh, done that once. "Give you my money? Now why would I do that?  | |
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sponge
Dagger
Posts : 26
Join date : 2009-10-30
| | Subject: Re: Gone fishin' Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:35 am | |
| rofl
Now that, bro, is badass. I'd probably scream like a little girl and cower in a fetal ball. "Take her, she's great in the sack and has all my money anyway!" | |
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Marek
Lord
Posts : 192
Join date : 2009-10-18
Age : 32
Location : Cambridge
| | Subject: Re: Gone fishin' Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:29 am | |
| To be fair at the time I was quite drunk, and a bunch of my friends showed up just in time, but still, it was funny as. | |
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